SGA Art: "Last Straw," McShep Match 2011
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Title: Gayworld
Fandom, Pairing: SGA, McKay/Sheppard
Word Count: ~14,000
Rating: PG-13
Notes: For keefaq. Apologies for dreadful lateness. Beta by
yolsaffbridge. Takes place during season 4 (when I actually started writing it); Teyla's pregnancy is a minor plot point. There are no other spoilers largely because I haven't even seen most of season 5. (Yes, yes, I saw "The Shrine".)
"God," Rodney moaned. "This is simultaneously my best dream and my worst nightmare."
"Why?" asked Sheppard. "Afraid you're going to get hit on by a guy?"
"I didn't even think of that! Do you really think I'll get propositioned?"
"Sure, Rodney," said Sheppard seriously. "You've got an awfully pretty mouth."
( read whole text at my site ) ( read part 1 on lj ) ( read part 2 on lj )
"Two Weeks Notice" by zelempa
Fandom, Pairing: Stargate: Atlantis, McKay/Zelenka
Category, Genre: Slash, Romantic Comedy
Length: Approx. 10,000 words. GOD. WHAT HAPPENED.
Rating: PG
Notes: Finished just in time! For the reel_sga Romantic Comedy challenge. Based loosely on (or rather, the premise of) Two Weeks Notice. It is not necessary to have seen the movie. Set in early season 4, but I do not believe there are any spoilers. Thanks to
keefaq and
yolsaffbridge for speed-beta.
Summary: "You take me for granted," Rodney barreled on. "You'll be lost without me!"
"I take
you for granted!" Zelenka stood, now, his stupid Freecell game forgotten. "You have no idea how much I do around here...""Of course I do! You take care of all the, the little things I don't care about, thus freeing me up to do the real work. Why do you think I've kept you around all this time?"
"That is wonderful," said Zelenka. "I am your bitch boy."
"Yes!" cried Rodney, delighted that he understood.
Read the entire story at my site...
( ...or read part 1 under the cut )
"I shall write five words on the blackboard," Mr. Parkhill said, picking up a piece of chalk. "Use each word in a sentence, a--er--full sentence, that is. Five words, therefore five sentences." He smiled. There was no harm in leavening the bread of learning with the yeast of levity. [...]
In large block letters, he printed:
1. CHISEL
2. LAMP
3. GROAN
4. POTATOES
5. CLIMAX