First sentence meme

Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first complete sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

 

Figured this was going to be creepy because, as it happened, the nearest nonkindle physical book to me was Friends Forever #1: Kristy's Big News, but it's actually fine: "On a small table, a cluster of cacti of every shape and color bristled."

I don't know how to interpret that.