A resurfacing, two recap links, and a brief osteological dialogue

I have not posted in six weeks! Did you notice?

I've been working on origfic and all my fandom stuff got pushed to back burnersville as did many other things. We'll see what happens. I think some of you may enjoy the original story I'm working on now, and I'll let you know if and when it becomes ready.

Meanwhile, I finished my Criminal Minds recaps. There's always time for recaps.

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Finally, I watched the first three episodes of Bones last night, and I don't intend to do recaps for individual episodes, but based on what I have seen so far here is a sort of general summary of the show.

BONES: I am a forensic anthropologist. I don't like soft sciences! Even though I am an anthropologist. Also I have hong-kong action moves. Hi-ya!
BOOTH: Just leave the ass-kicking to me, Bones.
BONES: *Don't* call me *Bones*!
BANGS-WEARING ASSISTANT: I am your assistant! I write implausibly magical and yet largely useless computer simulations! Here is a simulation of my boobs. Oh no wait they are real
BEARDY McCONSPIRACY THEORY ASSISTANT: Aliens! Roswell! Eugenics!
BOY WONDER ASSISTANT: Please somebody have sex with me. Wait, work?
BANGS: You should "share" more of yourself with "others."
BONES: My parents disappeared mysteriously 15 years ago. Well, anyway, time to go back to sorting through these unidentified remains.
BANGS: Actually what I meant by that is that you should have sex with Booth. For some reason I am totally invested in this coming to pass!
BONES: But I don't want to. Also, he has a girlfriend. Also, emotions are soft, like boobs. Bones are hard.
BANGS: Ha ha, you said "bones." Also "hard."
BEARDY: Fluoride! Black helicopters! X-Files!
BONES: I don't know what that means.
ANGEL: This is my West Hollywood lifestyle, whatever!