Sentinel 1x1 The Switchman

1x01 The Switchman "[Blair Sandburg] is a squirrelly long-hair who looks and approximately acts like the love child of Noel from Felicity and Mr. Turner from Boy Meets World, if that love child came out really short and spoke with an approximately 1:1 ratio of the word 'man' to all other words."

Okay, that line was from the original, inconsistently detailed version of this recap. But I promise it's longer now. Approx. 4,000 words longer. Hey, the pilot deserves excruciating detail.