More goofy Sentinel meta

zelempa: I was going to pat your stomach and then walk away, but I couldn't bring myself to do it.
yolsaffbridge: Okay, I'm going to do it to you. (raises hand)
zelempa: (cringes, covers stomach)
yolsaffbridge: Come on. We have to have the kind of friendship Jim and Blair have. For the greater good!
zelempa: That would require a level of intimacy I'm not comfortable with.
yolsaffbridge: We're GIRLS. If they can do it, we can do it.
zelempa: We can't do it!
yolsaffbridge: Lower your arms!
zelempa: Maybe if you take me by surprise?
yolsaffbridge: No, that's worse!
zelempa: Well, they didn't talk about it first!
yolsaffbridge: Maybe they did, the first time. Maybe they just didn't show us.
zelempa: How I wish they had.
yolsaffbrige: "I am your Guide! Lower your arms!"
zelempa: "Breathe!"
yolsaffbridge: "Just let it happen!"