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Sorry, I was making rather merry yesterday. My office was closed so yolsaffbridge and I watched 6 episodes of Due South and 10 episodes of Sentinel. It will be interesting to see how the recaps for these turn out. I took notes but they're pretty unintelligible now. Example:

2x02 Simon will kill Blair.
[illegible] blair.
"call for backup"
abrupt change of [illegible]
J refers to B as B
B-glasses on head-lying
[illegible- Dudes? Guides?] instead of [long illegible screed]
'if Blair says something [trails onto previous line, rendering both illegible]
We'll manage.
NO.
DIALS!!! Jim slowly smiles. (B in pjs? check.)
does he have pointy sideburns?
'Neither do I.' LIAR.